Wednesday, December 31, 2008

A God on the Hudson

It was a simple task, really. Move a five million pound hand-hammered solid copper table from Surprise Furniture into the duplex of Julian Schnabel's Palazzo Chupi on West 11th Street, overlooking the Hudson River.

The two movers spoke to a god they hadn't thought of in years.

Monday, December 29, 2008

"The Day The Earth Stood Still"

"Still, I'll say, it's DOA."


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DGA Auditorium

You've Been Gone Damn Near Two Years

9 x 6 inches (220 x 150 mm)

signed, titled and dated by Ludzska

Friday, December 26, 2008


"If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true."

Pedro Sanchez

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Season's Greetings

Happy Holidays to you and yours from Angel Lair Ranch.


Tuesday, December 23, 2008


Know how to play the card of contempt. It is the most politic kind of revenge.

For there are many of whom we should have known nothing if their distinguished opponents had taken no notice of them.

There is no revenge like oblivion, for it is the entombment of the unworthy in the dust of their own nothingness.

Baltasar Gracian, 1601 - 1658

Monday, December 22, 2008

Bettina Gilois

"Smith and Wesson Airweight 624 revolver with Crimson Trace Lasergrip.

It's what's for dinner."

Friday, December 19, 2008

Claire Dishman

Claire Dishman was staying in the Sinatra Suite.

Her needs for room service and demands of housekeeping brought the entire workings of the hotel to a grinding kapook!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Klaus Kinski

"I was not excellent!

I was not extraordinary!

I was not monumental!

I was epochal!"

Jef Aerosol
spray paint on canvas; signed & dated; size: 50 x 50 x 4cm; 2006

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Cynthia Scott

"Dream For One Bright World"

Cynthia Scott: lyrics and music...

Hi Cynthia, the new song is as stupendous as you!!!

Can't wait to see you again.

Your rabid, yet harmless fan.......Harry

Monday, December 15, 2008

Ten Days

Madam, I'm still standing firm on both legs.

You're a big game hunter, aren't you?

What's that got to do with it?

Then you should know: When you shoot an elephant, he sometimes stays on his legs for ten days before he topples over.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Duncan Roy

"He arrived on set looking like he had floated down from one of the upper provinces of the Pachitea."

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Dis And Dat

More circular Chemtrails over Bettina's home in Pacific Palisades.

I'm having two pins inserted into my ankle at a pre-dawn surgery today.

Back in a few.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Real Good

I had solid moments of my mind feelin' and actin' real fresh, the freshest I can remember since prayin' at the grave of the three dead soldier brothers.

I don't think the angels are watchin' me like I was hopin' or else they would protect me from growin up so fast. I bathed real good so I can be real good. Real good.

Pampa always told me that good sex is good theater and I must be very precise and magnificent today.

Evil is evil, but it only really counts when it can go on a long time.

Evil is as hungry as me and my appetite to please has taken over every wakin' moment almost.

Pinecone Stew